Quotable quotes

Hey ppl

I deem it a privelege and an honor to make my debut on trical's own blog.
Yeah right[:P]...

I'd like my fellow bloggers to add my collection of mistakes/blunders made
by our teachers.

Mr.N-

1)Intro to control systems-
Q.Whats a control system?
Ans.A system which controls.
RKP: WOW!Thanks a lot.

2)Traffic lights are red,blue and yellow.
RKP :How did he ever a get a DL!Color blindness is a strict NO-NO.

3)While teaching 2nd order systems or something:-
When you join all the points,you get a 'half semicircle'.
RKP:No comments.

Mr.G-
Too many to rememeber or note down but here is a famous one

1)A hard copy is a must for your submission.Its very hard to copy you know!
RKP: [:O] [:D] [:P]

Patku forgive for the next two

Ms.M

Q.Karan,what is satisfaction?
Patku: clueless

Prof.V:
Q.You there,I've been watching you,u talk a lot......and come here.
Patku walks up and gives him that dumass look.

RKP: ROFL.......I was the reason,sorry patku.



So,ppl pls feel free add more to my collection of quotable quotes.m